Tender Moments

Where there's a will, there's a way

There's enough love to go around.

"Oh, this feels sooooooo good".

Another, "Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

Sometimes, things just "fall through the cracks", other

times they just get stuck there.

Truly Incredible

Truly Incredible

Don't blink. LOL

Need A Good Laugh? Here is One For Sure.

A laugh out loud moment.

Street Beggers

It is Definately getting very bad!

Cats are so dramatic!!

Don't Leave Your Child Alone With These Kinds Of Dog

Please read!!!
If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a 'dangerous breed' category and you also have a small child please take this as a warning. Don't leave your dog with the child unattended under any circumstances.
Only a little moment was enough for the following to happen. See the photo attached .....

LOL

Tennis Racket

I wonder what made this man try this in the first place. Even though I find this interesting, what really sparks my interest, how and why would someone come up with this. Boredom? He's just wacko? Whatchathnk?

I Like This Email-Great Idea

"Now this is some stimulus package… I LOVE it.
Sounds so logical, it has no chance of succeeding.
But I’d love to be one of these retirees !


This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times newspaper on Sunday.
The Business Section asked readers for their ideas on "How Would You
Fix the Economy?" I think this reader nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Patriotic Retirement: There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work
force. Pay them $1 million dollars each Severance Pay with these stipulations

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed."

An "Aw" Moment

Another "aw" moment caught on camera. Animals are so

smart and can teach us some good lessons without saying a word. This adds to the saying, "Actions speak louder than words".

Woman Drivers

New From Glade

If only! Very Funny.

Too Cute

This is too cute.

Extremely Funny-adult content

Warning-Adult content, but extremely funny.

"The Honeymoon Is Over"

Fwd: For your blonde friends

Two bowling teams, one consisting of all Blondes and one with all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blonde's upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blonde's in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!'One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered... 'YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!?!' =

Tweety Bird is 60

Remember Tweety Bird? He's like most of us at this age. LOL

Thanks Charles for letting me know just how old I look.

Octo Mom Video

Finally, a blonde joke for intellectuals

The Wheels Of Life

This is so Senior it hurts.

With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter.I wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip me to the store and about town.This seems to meet my EVERY needI love it!

Redneck Word Of The Day

Redneck word of the Day : "OBAMA"

I BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMA SELF!

Cops?

I know police are stressed out, but this is funny!

Albino Moose

Once in awhile there is an opportunity to take in a piece of nature that you may never see.

In these days of unrest and turmoil it is great to see that Mother Nature can still produce some wondrous beauty.

Not one, but two ! Truly amazing ! These animals were photographed just north of the Wisconsin border on a highway near Marenisco , MI .

The odds of seeing an albino moose are astronomical and to see this in the upper peninsula of Michigan , near Wisconsin , is even greater than astronomical. To see two of them together is nearly impossible. We wanted to share these photos with as many people as possible because you will probably never have a chance to see this rare sight again.

Beautiful dogs in need of a home!!

Hello, everyone, It is with great sadness to pass along that my dog breeder, Cathy Pendleton, whom I love and treasure, is losing her battle with breast cancer. She can no longer care for her dogs. She is in hospice after being in the hospital for a week. We are in the process of placing her Samoyeds. If you know of anyone who would like a sweet natured, playful pet, please let me know. She has all girls who range from 1.5 years old to more senior dogs. All are healthy and have been very well taken care of. New homes need to have space for an active dog and a fenced in back yard.. We may do a home visit to ensure that these precious dogs and their new family are the right fit. There is no cost, but the new family will need to spay the dog if it is less than 7 years old. They can move out of state. The new family needs to be willing to stay in touch with the "Sammy family." We will want to know how they are doing and if it is working out, etc. Let me know if you have any leads. Thanks for your help! Velvet

There are 7 pure-bred female Samoyeds who need a "forever home" because their owner/breeder, Cathy Pendleton, is losing her battle with breast cancer. She can no longer care for her dogs and has been moved to Hospice after being in the hospital for a week. I'm giving this a wider distribution than usual, so some of you may receive it more than once. Even though you may not be on a "rescue" group email, I'm including you in the hopes that you can forward on to the widest distribution so that these girls all have a chance to find the perfect new home. The dogs are in the Atlanta , GA , area, but they will allow them to be adopted out of state. All the owner/breeder wants is for all of these girls to get good homes. Currently, they are not wanting to place any of the dogs in foster care because they are trying to move the dogs only once. My understanding is that the older animals have been spayed. Because she is a breeder, the younger dogs are not spayed; however the new family would need to have the dog spayed if she is less than seven years. (The dogs range in age from 1.5 years to more senior dogs.) One look at their picture (below) shows how extraordinarily beautiful these dogs are. (I count 8 in the picture, but perhaps one has been placed already.) All are healthy and well cared for, up to date on shots, heartworm, flea treatment, etc. The new "forever" home will need to have a fenced yard with sufficient space for an active dog.. The folks who are placing the Samoyeds for the owner may do a home visit either before, after, or both to ensure that the dog and their new family are a good fit. If you think you might be interested after reading Velvet's email (below), her contact info is http://us.mc01g.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=v.a.simmons@att.net. Thanks for giving this the widest distribution possible.

Cop and little girl

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a littlegirl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yep,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for asafety violation. The cop said, 'Next year tell Santa to put areflector light on the back of it.'
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you got there,Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes, he sure did,' chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.'

No Speak English

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...




What were you thinking?Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get back to your emails.
I don't know about you sometimes..

FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'

Another Touching Email-I cried.

Swallows: Here his wife is injured and the condition is fatal.She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road.

Here he brought her food and attended to her with love and compassion.
He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead. He tried to move her....a rarely-seen effort for swallows!Aware that his sweetheart is dead and will never come back to him again, he cries with adoring love.

He stood beside her, saddened of her death.

Finally aware that she would never return to him, he stood beside her body with sadness and sorrow.

Millions of people cried after watching this picture in America and Europe and even in India . It is said that the photographer sold these pictures for a nominal fee to the most famous newspaper in France . All copies of that newspaper were sold out on the day these pictures were published.
And many people think animals don't have a brain or feelings?????

This Is Truly Amazing

All I can say is, "WOW". Can you believe this? Not one car stopped, I know that's hard to do, but another animal risked it's life to save that dogs life. What does that say to you? Just something to think about.

New Style in Japan?

Is this for real?

Is this to be the new rage in Japan? That's what it said in the email I received. " These are not see-through skirts". They are made with those images on them. Is this all the clothing industry can come up with? I don't know about you, but I have too much self respect to wear something that degrading. To me, it's as bad as those baggy pants, you know the ones where the crotch comes to the knees. They look as if they have a load in their diapers. And yet, grown men wear them, and think they look "cool". They should only see themselves through my eyes.

"I forward this as a public service, so you won't have a heart attack when the rage reaches here.CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS???????! !!!! "

wrong email address

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel
where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida
on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his
room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he
accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without
realizing his error, and sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to
glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her
e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading
the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer
screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computer's here
now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've
just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. It sure is hot down here!

I want a squirrel like this one.

I don't know how they made this video, but great job. The title to this one is, "Do sports drinks_really work". Makes me want to go out and train a squirrel.

Looking For A Wife

Hurry before he's taken.

This man is seriously advertising on one of those dating sites, for a wife. His "relationship tag", is very visible. Makes me want to be the first to claim him for my own. (yeah, right!)

Thought for the day?

Think someone is trying to tell me something?

A Husbands Revenge

This was sent to me last week, just now able to download. I bet her heart pumped her blood faster in those few minutes, than her whole life. lol

What Was She Thinking?

I've heard of "sticking your nose where it doesn't belong",

but she went far beyond. lol

Never Under Estimate An Old Gal

Now this is what I call living.

Don't Mess With Mom!

There's a lesson here .
A parents obligation is the protection of their children, no matter what it takes.
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Drill Team For Retired Guys

Hup! 2! 3! 4!

Jay Leno

Jay Leno may not be the best looking talk show host, but he's one of the funniest ones.

Great One Liners

If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring
a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when
'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as
they are now.

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his
head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a
goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands
while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll
give you a gesture you'll never forget.

"Always A Way Out"

"Ever swollow a fly?"

Younger and Carefree Rides

This carousel reminds me of younger and carefree days. My favorite ride when I was young.

Hope it brings back good memories to you.

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