If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring
a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when
'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as
they are now.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his
head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a
goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands
while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll
give you a gesture you'll never forget.
